This is Lana Mama Horse. AKA Boss mare. She’s thirty-one which in horse years is the equalivant of, oh…I dunno, maybe damn near dead. She’s in pretty good shape for an old lady. Doesn’t have to do much these days but eat and hang out with her pony peeps. Pin back her ears, shake her head and boss ’em around when the mood strikes.

Oh, and indulge my artistic tendencies and let me draw on her dusty ass from time to time. Like this.

And this:

Horseback Writing. Rump Doodles. Rural Graffiti. Whatever you want to call it, it’s leaving my mark on a horse’s ass.

Technical details for you arty types: Substrate, pony butt. Tools: Pointer finger (left hand). Medium: Dust.  Archival rating: Less than 10 minutes.