Oh my sweetums…Arty Life has joined the glitterati literati laptop latte set! Yes, indeed.  I am sitting here writing this at a cafe, a CAFE, imagine that! token coffee and pastry by my side.

Like a writer, you know.

Does this mean I am coming up in the oh-so cool o’meter?

No, it means the DSL connection at the Porterosa is down. It means I am a blogging vagabond, seeking wi-fi access wherever I go. Even if it means I have to take one for the team and consume copious amounts of bakery fresh carbs. Carbs that were supposed to contain raspberries but turn out to be apricot instead.

Made with real butter and cream cheese.

My delight o’meter is groaning off the charts.

And the music isn’t bad either.

Lack of ready access has opened my eyes to how the interwebs have taken over my day to day existence. My multitasking e-mail checking-social media hopping-news reading EXISTENCE has come to a screeching halt. Now when I watch TV, I watch TV. Which means I’ve turned it off completely because there’s nothing there that can hold my undistracted attention. I’ve been reading instead. Books. Nearly two in the past two days, marketing books I’ve been meaning to read but why bother when there’s an interesting discussion on FaceBook.

Good reads. Shark Tales by Barbara Corcoran kept me up way past my bedtime. Today I’m reading  POP by Sam Horn. Maybe tonight I’ll break out a novel. A who dunnit. Something I used to do every day.

Everyday before DSL and wi-fi and social media TOOK OVER MY LIFE!!!

AT&T, bless their sweet corporate heart, says my life, or at least my DSL line, will be restored by the 21st of this month. Probably not enough time to detox the web from my veins.

Not that I want to. In fact, tomorrow the library will be open. They have comfy chairs and wi-fi access. I know, I was there yesterday. Added bonus…no pastries.

And now a reality check. This short video  from 1994 has the cast of the Today show pondering the future. Which is now…