Personal Displays of Affection
In the office…frowned upon. Verboten. Disrupts the workplace. Makes everyone else want some.
Like these two. I caught them at it the other day. On the printing press, no less. Just look at ’em. This is a monsterous–MONSTEROUS, violation of the employee handbook. Look it up. It’s in there under ‘Conduct’: Thou shalt not grope or take physical pleasure from fellow employees on company time.
Because it makes everyone STOP WHAT THEY’RE DOING to take pictures. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
This is what they’ll be reduced to if they get caught by admin.
They could end up like Michael and Holly. Oh nooooooooooo….